Morning wood (slang)
Pronunciation: /morn-in-wood/
Also spelled or known as: Mornin’ wood
Related: Wood, Lay wood, Laying wood, Layin’ wood, Lay the wood
What does Morning wood mean?
A hard/erect penis after waking up in the morning.
Morning wood Synonyms: D, Dick, Dong, Jock, Tip, Pipe, Cock, Chode, Wiener, Jimbrowski, Willy
Example sentence: “I woke up with morning wood.“
“Good pipe make a girl to a good wife Good morning wood, I just need a termite” – Wale, Passive Aggres-her.
“Ok what’s up with it? Just let me set the mood She said she don’t on the first night, the morning wood” – Wale, Coffee (Single Version).
“I give her morning wood, then roll my wood up in the morning” – Ab-Soul, Womanogamy.
“Woke up with the morning wood Forever misunderstood” – Doctur Dot, Underwater.
“Bars harder than the morning wood, tryna pee up” – Denzel Curry, So.Incredible.pkg.
“Wake up next to me and you gon’ get that morning wood” – JUNGLEPUSSY, Dear Diary.
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